Don't believe a word she writes about me. I am innocent of all wrongdoing. Banana bread crumbs on my muzzle? Oh those...well, is it my fault she put the loaves of banana breadeasilywithin my reach to cool? The top of the refrigerator is not "easily within reach?" I beg to differ. However, let's not quibble over details. I'm innocent, I tell you, innocent.